el Miguel's Dead To Me List
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| List Entry | Reason Added | Votes | |
| 1 | myspace | Sorry, I'm not in high school anymore and I'd rather not participate in your populaty contest. | 7.2000 |
| 2 | Fig Newtons | WTF is that shit in there?! | 4.5000 |
| 3 | Any non-German automobile | Get with the program you other loser automobile companies and start representin' da Deutschland! | 1.0000 |
| 4 | The President | Do I really even need a reason? | 7.5000 |
| 5 | Other people's annoying cel phone ring tones | Is my phone the only one in the world with a vibrate mode? Come on! | 5.5000 |
| 6 | That dude who got shot by cheney | Why in the hell would you apologive for getting shot? You make me feel like I'm taking crazy pills! get your head out of your ass and sprout a pair... you're a lawyer, sue his ass! | 3.6667 |
| 7 | Anyone who says 'You know what I'm saying' more than once in a sentence | Yes, I know WTF you are saying, if I didn't I'd say so! | 7.6667 |
| 8 | People who complain about Bush but voted for him | Kill yourself now and save our race. | 7.1667 |
| 9 | Bandwagon catastrophe supporters | Get your rubber colored bracelet off and shut the hell up about how much money you gave for relief. Great, you helped. No one else needs (or cares) to know. | 10.0000 |
| 10 | People who pee in public places | How would like it if I pissed where you have to walk or sit? Try growing up and using a urinal... it's really not that hard to do, dumbasses. | no votes |
| 11 | Freedom of Speech | Just a reason for idiots to talk. | 4.6000 |
| 12 | Smart Republicans | My bad... there isn't such a thing. | no votes |
| 13 | Certifcates of Appreciation | A piece of paper to let me know that you're too cheap to give me a raise. Thanks for nothing, asses! | 10.0000 |
| 14 | People who shop at Wal-mart and then complain about it | You probably voted for Bush and are complaining about that too... off with your head! | 10.0000 |
| 15 | Musicians | Because most people who claim to be one, aren't and are only doing it to get chicks and that hurts my chances. | 5.0000 |
| 16 | Food products with websites | Why would i go to a website to read about something I'm going to eat? Do you think I'm going to eat you product while I browse your site? Maybe if I shopped at Wal-mart. | 2.0000 |
| 17 | Voodoo dolls | I'm sick of getting pins stuck in my ass! | 10.0000 |
| 18 | LOGOUT links on websites | They're like a conservative's brain, they just don't get used. | 5.5000 |
| 19 | Coffee Clubs | These groups at work that all chip in for coffee and make it a community thing, don't work. It always seems that my name comes up like way faster than everyone elses to buy coffee and it always seems that I'm the one that gets stuck making a new pot. | 9.0000 |
| 20 | People who add me to their list for stupid reasons | If you have no real reason to add me to your list other than my name doesn't make sense to you, you're an idiot. I would rather you actually read what's on my list and have a problem with that. I won't name any names because you know who you are, stupid | 5.5000 |
| 21 | Taco del Mar | Too many options for me to think about at lunch. Make me a frickin' burrito and shut the hell up, el taco people. And, no, I will not contribute to your 401k plan since I'm the one who has to make all the decisions anyway. | 10.0000 |
| 22 | Labotomies | Apparently to many people (judging by people's retarded posts on here) have been getting them and it needs to stop. | 10.0000 |
| 23 | The phrase "all that" | It ain't all that and needs to not be used anymore because anyone who uses it, ain't all that either. | 7.7500 |
| 24 | Yoda | If he kicked ass so much in the first 3 episodes, how come he was such a wuss in the last three episodes? "oh, I'm small and green so I'll just hide like a bitch in this swamp" | 7.0000 |
| 25 | People at work who have overly long personal phone conversations | You annoy the hell out of me. Come out of the closet or whatever when you get home. Your wife needs to hear it, not your coworkers. | 5.5000 |
| 26 | Coworkers who send out meeting request for every damn event going on at work or within a five mile vicinty | I'm not in elementry school anymore. I saw the origional e-mail that the carpets are getting cleaned or that there is free pizza in the conference room... I don't need a meeting request to remind me. | 10.0000 |
| 27 | People who don't abide by societies' "saved seat" rule | My coat is there for a reason, ass. If you wanted the seat, you should have put your coat there before I did. Don't act all surprised when I say that "you're in my seat" when you are, bitch. | 7.8000 |
| 28 | Hippies | Do you have a fuckin' purpose other than to play drums, dress like bums, and smell like Patchouli? Seriously, if I ever meet a hippie with a clue, I'll be terrified. | 6.0000 |
| 29 | Snubster users who add me to their lists for lame reasons | Yes, this is on my list twice because I have yet to see anyone add me to me to their list for anything legit (Hammer is more legit)... especially people who don't even know me. Get a clue and stick to ripping on your lame freinds' comments. | 10.0000 |
| 30 | Self-proclaimed "haters" | If you were a true "hater" you would hate yourself and do yourself in. So either you're not a "hater", because you enjoy gazing at yourself in the mirror for hours at a time, or you're a wuss. | 6.0000 |
| 31 | Figs and their supporters | WTF is a fig other than something that looks disgusting when stuffed into a cookie? And who would eat them other than someone who likes to eat disgusting shit? Even worse is people who rip on me for disliking the looks of a Fig Newton. | 9.0000 |
| 32 | Back hair | God blessed me by not giving it t o me but those who were unfortuneate enough to get it, need to get rid of it... unless you'd like to become a rug when you die. | 10.0000 |
| 33 | Snubster users with a myspace link as their homepage | You obviously haven't amassed enough fake friends so now you need to ruin a legit site in hopes of acquiring more. The only thing that could be worse is if you had nothing on your lists. | 10.0000 |
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