Urzo Onezero's Dead To Me List
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| List Entry | Reason Added | Votes | |
| 1 | cyclists who think they own the road | what the hell do cyclists have on lawmakers? Considering all of the ludicrous "nanny state" health and safety rules the rest of us are harrassed with, cyclists have somehow bribed the system into allowing them to freely practice their collective deathwish | no votes |
| 2 | cyclists part 2 | This, even at the peril to all of us road tax paying automobile drivers who must endure the sight of spandexed arses, adorned in the gay colour of the day, and selfishly forcing a 2 mile long queue of cars to maintain a mind numbing 30 miles an hour | 10.0000 |
| 3 | cyclists part 3 | Try driving that slowly and inconsiderately in your car and you'll likely get a traffic ticket. Just how can cyclists claim full right of highway use and yet get away without any of the responsibility of safe conduct. Where are the health and safety | no votes |
| 4 | cyclists part 4 | goons when cyclists routinely engage in the gross endangerment of everyone's safety (even their own!)? However, instead of being angry at cyclists, perhaps we should find out just what it is they are using to bribe the lawmakers and enforcers so we can | no votes |
| 5 | cyclists part 5 | all begin to live out our own selfish and inconsiderate dreams. | no votes |
| 6 | cats | selfish and inconsiderate, (oh how they wish they could ride a bicycle!) Your cat isn't looking at you with gratitude for stupidly wasting huge amounts of money each year supporting his useless lazy arse, he's thinking: "If I was bigger, I would eat you! | no votes |
| 7 | James Blunt | pinch your nose with the fingers of your left hand, sing in a girl's shaky munchkin voice through a cardboard tube and you'll sound just like him. | 10.0000 |
| 8 | the Disney channel | gee, it's really keen to be pre-pubescent teen! | no votes |
| 9 | Kari | bikini or bye-bye! | no votes |
| 10 | sales departments who cannot take your call because they're all in a sales meeting | Did any of you ever think maybe you could make a sale if you took my call, you dumb shits! | no votes |
| 11 | lane reductions for no apparent reason | Are they only a way to justify all the wasted tax money spent on orange cones and mobile traffic lights? | no votes |
| 12 | common sense | As much as I grieve its passing, I need to face up to the fact that its really gone from the world and get on with my life. | 9.5000 |
| 13 | diamonds | they have no actual value, it's all a clever marketing scam. Think about it, how many precious gems do you know are used to coat the edges of saws and drills? Yeah, yeah, it's nature's hardest substance I know, but that's because it's formed from coal | no votes |
| 14 | diamonds part 2 | one of the most abundant materials on earth!And places like Wal-Mart, K- Mart, Asda and every cheap-ass shop around the world has plenty of diamond jewelry available at cheap-ass prices! A Girl's best friend once again turns out to be a common redneck! | no votes |
| 15 | "tornado chasers" on TV | Don't you idiots realise you don't need to chase them, all you need to do is move into a trailer park in Ohio or anywhere in the midwest USA and the tornados will come to you?! | no votes |
| 16 | social networking, "Fake Friend" websites | My Bebo site was placed there against my will!! | no votes |
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