| Tabloids
I'm tired of hearing about the latest breakup/wedding/baby/drug addiction/chick who got fat ect.
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| Scientology
Crazy. Thats all I can say to describe it
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| Microsoft Internet Exploder
for allowing spyware/adware to get on my machines
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| Paris Hilton
Why is she famous? Seriously?
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| JPop (Japanese Pop Music)
come on. seriously? This shit may fly in Japan, but this is something that needs to be stopped everywhere else.
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| religious fundamentalism
because really, the country is fucked up enough already
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| car alarms
They are loud and annoying and no one pays attetion to them thus defeating their purpose
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| Flip-Flops in the Winter
for being so fucking stupid. i hope your feet turn black from frostbite, bitches.
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| My 3 year old son
For being born
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| People who are loud in the library
it's rude
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| R.B.
The bastard owes me a lot of money, and has been dodging me
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| Windows
Blue Screen of Death
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| The Bay Area
Because if i hear one more fire-spinning, polyamorous vegan DJ or pseudo-Buddhist dominatrix wannabe talking about "transmitting energy" again, i'm gonna poke out their thrid eye and give them a tofu enema right up their Sacred Space
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| Freudianism
It's got out of hand. Far too many people are saying one thing and meaning the mother.
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| Shredded Wheat
my heart is perfectly healthy without having to force feed myself your suicidally bland cereal.
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| Cal Lutheran University
your spam does not stop coming.
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| People who confuse doing something for a long time with being good at it
It just annoys the hell out of me. "Ive been doing fishing for 15 years!" Yes, well done have a sticker but that still makes you crap at catching the damn fish
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| people responsible for delivering parcels at stupid times of the day
I'm either asleep or out
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| MTV
it promotes lame attitudea/music and makes people believe being stupid is okay
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| Riverwest
Nobody cares that your music is obscure. Your retro clothes are a bore, your overpriced bars suck, and your irony isn't ironic anymore. Oh, and yeah....take a shower, plzkthx.
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| Pants
too many women wear them
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| Lynn and Nigel
They own the branch of McD's I Work at. wont let us have a crew party, installed cameras everywhere and wont let me put stickers under the peak of my cap to keep me smiling through my shift. care not one jot for morale of their staff, and it really shows.
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| [more venting about PETA]
Ironically, while protesting the elephants parading down 34th st, they had to step over a sleeping homeless man. Humans are dying, but yeah fuck 'em, let's free those elephants into the wild (and having been raised as pets, will die within hours).
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| Verizon
For the lack of decent cell phone service in Providence and for the general idiocy of their sales reps.
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| Lindsay Lohan
she is absolute smut, and she is just enormously gross.
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| People who don't abide by societies' "saved seat" rule
My coat is there for a reason, ass. If you wanted the seat, you should have put your coat there before I did. Don't act all surprised when I say that "you're in my seat" when you are, bitch.
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| when it's spring time, and the weather gets cold again
because i'm brrrrr and want to be ah oh so warm
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| Myspace.com
Too many pervs, morons, and republicans.
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| Democrats
I just don't know what you're saying anymore.
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| Jason Friedman
He embezzled funds from my company and owes me around $10,000 in backpay.
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| Leonardo di Caprio
Arghhh... bloody baby-face... yikes...
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| AOL
for being sneaky bastards when I tried to cancel account and they're all "Oh, we'll want your feedback so can you stay with us a bit longer...?" When I say I want to cancel, I mean exactly that. Idiots. AOL 9.0 graphics sucks too.
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| Rosie O'Donnell
That giant whining head makes me want to cut off my ears.
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| People that stop in the middle of the road the let someone turn in front of them while the cars in the adjacent lane do not stop, forcing me to sit behind the stopped car.
it's not fun.
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| Senator Russ Feingold
Annoying liberal
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| my iPod
because it has died. again.
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| Paris Hilton
She's everything that's wrong with the world today. Go get a job and cover yourself up.
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| Internet Explorer
it has too many security leaks, it doesn't block popups, and it doesn't have tabbed browsing. Viva la Firefox!
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| LOL
because it's not cute anymore.
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| Extroverts
because they can't understand something until they've said it out loud. Quit using my brain to think with, get your own, losers!
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| Hotmail
For Sucking
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| Dudes that take the urinal right next to yours when there are plenty over there, damn it!
you have to wonder why they are doing it, I mean, come on...right next to me?
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| Apple Computer
They would be able to sell shit on a stick if it had a fucking Apple logo on it! Apple - The international brainwasher!!!
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| Clowns
For being creepy. Who wakes up one day and says "Yes. THIS is what I'm meant to do. HONK!"
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| Yahoo!
everytime I open my email account, I have 637 bulk messages
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| The State of Connecticut
What the hell is up with not selling booze on Sunday?!?
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| My aging body
Growing old sucks
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| Starbucks
Spelling things in foreign languages to sound more sophisticated and to justify selling shit at marked up prices isnt cool
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| Arkansas Dept. of Finance and Administration
Nepotistic incompetents with no morality
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| Confusing "you're" with "your"
Your an idiot if you don't know you're grammar
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