Police on a power trip
Because my friends don't need to be pulled over for DWB.
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College graduates who confuse are/our on a job application
FAIL
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 5% Tippers
Self-explanatory
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Creationism
The Bible was not meant to be taken literally! It may be true, but there are different types of true: historical, literal, etc.
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people who refer to themselves in third person
Kol-Ut-Shan hates people who speak in the third person.
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McDonalds
The food may be meat, but it sure ain't going MOOOOOO!
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ties
A portable noose
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Ann Coulter
The mother of Satan and the daughter of Rush Limbaugh
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The World
Gave rise to all the things on my lists, shape up!
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Nintendo Of America
It used to be the indie video game company, now it's turning into the equivalent of Kidz Bop.
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 Twitter
Curse you for allowing technology to be wasted so that Generation ADHD can feel important.
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Myspace.com
Being yet another way for people everywhere to think they are important and have friends.
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Rap Music and Rappers
Hatred sung by talentless black guys
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DJ Merkel
You're annoying, and your name is DJ, not Derek
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American Idol
Pointless contest that just seeks to sate the masses so they won't know what's going down beneath their fat asses.
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 Roman Catholic Church
Catch up with the real world, please! We're not living in the 1600s anymore!
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Fox News
Fairly unbalanced
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Sean Hannity
He is so obvious when he's losing an arguement. Fair and Balanced, my left ballsac!
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Bill O'Reilly
For being a self-centered, hatemongering, racist, homophobic, liar.
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Extroverts
Shut up and use your grey matter for once! Some of us like a little peace and quite!
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 TWILIGHT SAGA
Emo/goth wish fullfillment, get a life, a boyfriend, something!
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Cigarette smokers
Because they are just so annoying!
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Jared ads
"What's a sixteen-letter phrase for wedding proposal? He...went...to...Sam's Club!!!
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Jose Mourinho
Refers to himself as the Special One. No, really.
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Lost! the show
It actually used to be rather good back in the day... hard to believe, I know.
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ABC or whatever network lost is on before i download it illegally
For not canceling it before it got all sucky, so we could whine about how great it was and what a shame it was it got cancelled.
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Battlestar Galactica
God did it! They're angels! Be good to your robots, or else!
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INTERNET
This is your life, and it's ending one kB at a time
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pdf documents with no markers
both irritating *and* pointless, a perfect crime
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Cliff Richard
Because he's a gaylord
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DJ Talent
24 carrot cunt
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James Blunt
James Cunt
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Katie Price AKA Jordan
THICKO
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Pissed up Brits abroad
You're a bunch of FAT, lagered up, red faced TWATS. GROW THE FUCK UP! YOU'RE IN YOUR 30's! PS. You're NOT at a football match, get some sophistication you spoil it for the rest of us decent Brits. Pea brained TWATS.
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Christian rock bands
It's the devils music you morons
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Fake Muslims
These people FUCK ME OFF. They preach all day but they live out a westerners life style in my country, if you ask me that's having your cake and eating it. FAKES.
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 Cars 'done up to the bollocks'
Here's an idea! - Instead of spending all of that money on crap so that your car is 'done up to the bollocks' why not save that money and buy a REAL car.
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People who over use the word 'basically'
Basically, get a vocabulary you plank
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The War Of The Worlds soundtrack
It's arse water, and I hate all you stupid fucking fans of it too. The worst thing I ever heard in my life, I just cannot get my head around it?! Bizarre.
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Somebody reading my paper before me
Scenario - You're at work in a job you hate. You have a measly half hour break, you walk into the tea room and turn around for 2 secs to get a coffee. When you turn back around, some fuck is sat there reading your paper that you just layed on the table.
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pdf documents with no markers
It's really annoying getting a pdf document and not being able to browse properly throughout it
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Bob Dylan
Nobody puts Dylan on to 'The List' without propper cause.
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Michael Jackson
he shouldn't even think of reviving his career... music scene is better without him..
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Paris Hilton
she's a slut with anose like the break of a buzzard. Get surgery bitch we all know you can afford it
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Michael Jackson
he's a child molester
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Swindon Job Centre
It's rubbish
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My Mum
If it's not one thing, it's your mother
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Gsus
For having a problem with 'mayonnaise' and 'friends'. That's all kinds of wrong to me.
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 People watching Scarface and then becoming wannabe gangsters.
I watched the film when I was like 15, It's OLD NEWS get over it! You're 30 GROW UP, you'll never be a gangster. You're NOT Al Pacino, you're Dave from Swindon collecting your JSA from the Job Centre. Bah
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Hippies
Didn't punk teach you lot anything? Besides that, I'm sick of your flares flapping in the breeze.
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Sarah
For a rubbish moan up - if you can't deal with your dog then shoot it.
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 shipwrecked
Take one token working class bricky from Romford + 2 fags and the rest a bunch of whiny middle class fucks = Shipwrecked. And their all MEGA good looking which makes me feel like the elephant man when I'm hungover on a Sunday.
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American Idol
they're NOT cool
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MTV
cool
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Facebook
ewan?
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 chickpeas
shitpeas
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George Bush
he jUst wantEd to be fAmoUs...
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Big Brother
the show is a borinG thinG to watcH... IT SuCKS...
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Paris Hilton
she's a bitch
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Lisa
for being a soppy twatbox
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being 7800 miles away from my girlfriend for the next 3 months
For whining.
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People that insist on describing themselves as 'bubbly'
These bouncing bubble headed twerps clearly lack any substance and they need to be stopped.
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Lisa
because you're a RETARD
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people who can't wait for people to get off the train before they try to get on
They need to be punched in the face.
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McDonalds
For making me feel brain dead after I eat you. It really does!
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happy people
They wear me out to the point of wanting to tie them up and gag them
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Confusing "you're" with "your"
If you still don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're' then you're a mong.
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Timmy Mallet
Someone should just throw this dick head out of the window.
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Tom Cruise
For simply being an annoying tit head that goes "woo! woo!" all the time, plus he's like 4ft or something? Top Gay.
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Jeremy Kyle
For being a smarmy unqualified bully boy that prays on hand picked ugly in-breaded retards to reprimand on his dog shit chat show. At least Jerry Springer had his final thought. My final thought is: FUCK OFF.
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Paris Hilton
Budgie brain moron gob shite existing on daddies credit card. I have more talent in my balls. She needs to disappear.
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no name
i hate this guy..his a cheater..
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people who can't wait for people to get off the train before they try to get on
they almost knock me over
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Pangit
chauvinist pig
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Twilight book series
it's a book for retards
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 Dan Brown
He Writes Unravelling Novels That Features Blasphemy. His Books Influences Us That THere Are Flaws And Blemishes In Our Religion. I Will Award Him "The MOst Eccentric Writer In The HIstory Of This Planet"
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ih8u2
don't like their music..
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Paris Hilton
she's everywhere...
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PATTY
wtf..
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cassie
slutty shiznit..joke..
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pamsantos06
love this bitch
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PATTY
she is the bitchiest slut i have ever known...fuck you bitch!!
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Lady Gaga
Why? Coz Her Songs Suck! She Combined Almost All Vices Man Can Commit. She's Simply A Bad Influence Symbol In The Hollywood. I Hope God Will Forgive You And You're Songs!
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 Gloria Macapagal Arroyo
Why I Added Her In My Dead To Me List? Its Simple. She's Such A Corruptive Jerk, She Pulls Down Our Economic Rate Therefore The Disparity Of The Nobleman And Slumdogs Are Surprisingly Increasing. She Never Done Any Good Thing So Please Oust Her!
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 Mark Cuban
If ther'es any Award for "Most Stupid Ower of a NBA Team" He will be the No.1 Mark Cuban. Dallas Mavericks Owner. Imagine. After the 2004-2005 Finals When Miamin Beats mavericks. Insted Improving the Team. HE STUPIDLY TRADED STEVE NASH?
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Starbucks
I hate Expensive Cofee's. many Filipinos like Starbucks.. Untill they Find their Walle;ts Empty.. untill they Cry why they Bought EXPENSIVE COFEE
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religion
Religon makes Man Blind. Religon was Created to Control us.. We are The Masters of Our Own Destiny. RELIGON is the opium of the Peapole!!!!
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Gloria Macapagal Arroyo
The Scourge of The Republic of the Philipines, Cheater,Hypocryte,Corrupt,Incom[petent,Fool,Lier, An incarnate of Adolf Hiter and Saddam hussein.. Oust Her!. for the sake of Our Country
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rihanna
I find her voice annoying and she dresses like a slut.
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firecrackers
It's so annoying!
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TWILIGHT SAGA
I hate everything about them! I really fear our future literature if writers keep writing about stuff like sex and early marriage.
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women who dress like sluts
Desperate!
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Fake Lesbians
Oh GOD! They don't know what their sexuallity is!
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people who buy you stuff you hate
ugh, yes
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whiners
ohyes, i won't whine about whiners but let's just say...they suuuuck.
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Ann Coulter
she makes my skin crawl.
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Confusing "you're" with "your"
Ohmygad, ANNOYING.
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vonnel b
she's the wife
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backstabbers
need I explain?
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cloning
ahh the wonders of technology.....what's the point of trying to make clones anyway?
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