Samantha
No one is that damn happy all the time. Its annoying. Just stop.
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Directors at KD
Is there something wrong with me? I mean really!
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Apple Computers
Overpriced Toys
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Internet Explorer
Can't this lame browser do anything to stop the spyware?
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telemarketers
I don't care what you are selling, you will never get money from me, EVER.
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Mel Gibson
I had enough.
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M. Night Shyamalan
Movie: "The Happening". Either do better or stop making movies.
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All of you
De profundis
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people who cant mind their own business
nosiness
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Richard Roberts
http://www.oralroberts.cc
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Bratty Children
Sticky, loud, and obnoxious. Nature's birth control.
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 Twitter
Keeps fucking with my password.
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Bad grammar
Proving how uneducated you are is easy!
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My Exs
No explanation necessary. F#cktards.
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Ignorance :/
Closely related to intolerance and hate.
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Pro-Lifers
Because i can think of at least a dozen people who should have been aborted.
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People who deactivate their Facebook account every other week
Gosh are you fickle!
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fat people who think its ok to be fat
Take responsibility for your fat arse and don't just accept it and tell others to accept it!
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People who would turn to their religion before their brain for an answer to a question.
Can't stand people who don't think
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Pickup trucks
Always riding my tail
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Thirst
I hate it. When I get thirsty, I'm never around my donor, and if I am I feel terrible for asking him because I love him and we're engaged and I don't want to hurt him. And whenever I get thirsty I'm irritable and I torture myself with the thought of him.
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Crocs
they look ugly and disturbing
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Facebook
fuck comments, fuck poking, fuck status updates, fuck applications, fuck facebook
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friendster
contaminated by schmocks
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Paris Hilton
she's a walking salvaged cunt
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cockroaches
you're an abomination
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Bad spelling
Why? Just... why? I mean, I understand if you have to use text-speak because you need more room, or maybe an accidental typo, but improper spelling out of ignorance is just unacceptable.
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People who think racism is just for white people or just against black people
Once someone at my school a few years back said something really racist about Asian people, and I said it was racist. Everyone proceeded to stare at me before someone told me, "But Asians aren't black." Honestly? RACISM IS FOR EVERYONE.
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People who consider everything racist
Get over it. Calling someone 'black instead of 'African-American' or whatever else isn't racist. If you say 'Oh, it was a Mexican guy' that's an OBSERVATION, not you being racist or profiling. Racism is when you judge against someone due to their race.
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people who think that their arms aren't pretty due to age
It's just annoying. Ever heard of aging gracefully? That means you accept whatever's happening to you as you age and just getting over it because it's what happens to people your age. If you weren't pretty before, don't blame your Goddamned arms.
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cryboohoo
I love anime, and it's how I met my fiance. So you can fuck off. If you don't like it, fine, but if you're going to be a bastard then fuck off.
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Politicians
corrupt fucks... satan's gonna sodomize u in hell...
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Vodafone
vodafone and all service providers who charge their customers for messaging, u cheating cunts deserve to get sued... you charge me a buck for a msg while a msging cost to the company is as less as giving some one a blank call. fkin die bitches......
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nityanand
u retarded rat bastard, u fkin ruined my life, i hope that u fkin burn, and fkin die, and fkin burn some more in hell u short prick son of a bitch!!!
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Facebook
I'm tired of people who I thought were my friends unfriending me and/or ignoring my Friend requests!
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Derek Compton
I hate you and your red hair!
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Anti Smokers
They start whooping, snorting, and waving their hands wildly in front of them like they are dying everytime someone lights up. Stop being so self righteous, losers and mind your own business!!
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Political Correctness
Its for losers who are too scared to voice their own true opinions. Quit hiding, morons!!!
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Charlie Pinsook
Don't know them.
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Republicans
for no longer caring for the people.
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Atheists
for thinking they know everything.
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Moronic Religious Zealots
Don't try to convert me to your bullshit beliefs. Get your noses out of others' private affairs! They're not your business. I don't go around telling you who to worship, vote for or what to do with your body. DON"T TELL ME what I should do with mine!
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BP, TransOcean et al.
Speaking of the Deepwater Horizon, thanks for poisoning Earth for eons, you heartless greedy bastards. BP, you make me ashamed of my UK heritage.
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Deepwater Horizon disaster
Preventable. Completely preventable. Will someone PLEASE cap that gusher???? It's been over a month now.
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Girls who straighten their already straight hair
What is the point? Its already straight naturally..
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people who sing aloud to the music on their headphones
Your headphones are on so we don't have to hear what youre listening to. Knock it off.
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Improper use of quotation marks
I saw a sign for "water" what is it really? Its not water its "water". It is dumb and unnecessary to use quotation marks for everything! STOP IT!
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Tabloids
You are really dead to me. Cuz i never buy any of u. And I skip those pages of the newspaper. So there!!
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People who leave their cell phone on during lectures or meetings.
Learn some manners, dumbos. It's annoying and rude to say the very least.
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Incorrect use of the possesive -s
It sucks, really. It's not classy, and definitely not in.
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News Channels
They prey on disaster, always lie and hurt people mercilessly. The way they annoy disaster victims in the name of "news" is shameful. Well I have news for you, stop giving your pathetic excuses, cuz ur viewers DONT wanna know, and DONT need to know
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Reality Shows
They are disgusting, too many in number, all the same, and made by a bunch of shameless liars
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Abusers
They cannot hold on to their lives and so enjoy contolling others. they think thay by abusing people they are proving something. I esp hates the abusers who take advantage of the people unfortunate enof to love them
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Homophobes
Why can't they mind their own business and not make a scene abt what oder ppl do in bed??
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religion
who cares what religion a person is really? Its the destination that matters, not the path taken to achieve it.
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kareena kapoor
She's over marketing herself, and her public shows with Saif annoys me.
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Carole James
Spineless, ineffectual leader of the BC NDP. You're why Gordo got the vote AGAIN. Grow a backbone fer Christ's sake!
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My Aunt Barb
You've finally kicked off. What took you so long?!?
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Rapists
Rape is one of the worst crimes that can be committed.
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Abusers
I think its pretty obvious. I hate people that abuse others or animals.
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Myspace.com
Boring. Stupid. People have 1000 they don't even know!
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Telus
It's much cheaper to abuse slave labour in Manila, isn't it? Could you at least be a *bit* compassionate and pay those folks a living wage? "Telus International" my ass.
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VLPP
A douche bag fairy loving twat
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JMA
A total heartless ball sucking whore
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Fog lights
Why do attention-seekers have them on when it's not foggy?
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Collingwood
Collingwood
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Microsoft Internet Exploder
It hasn't worked effectively in years.
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Family Guy
it's boring and vulgar
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fake people- two faces
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Unreliable friends
for being a bunch of liers and hypocrites
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Homophobes
being closeted gays (or lesbians)
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Bryan
Plays Mario better than me.... grrr
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highschool students
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people responsible for delivering parcels at stupid times of the day
Who the fuck is home at 10:00am? Get a job!
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Bitches who don't capitalize the 1st letter in their name!
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people who are racist but pretend they aren't
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tokio hotel
they sucks
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jonas brothers
they are shit
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Pop Culture
the worst music
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Republicans
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The person who ruined MTV.
i hate that channel
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People who claim that Metallica sold out
they suck now
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broken downspout
Why are you constantly falling apart now that you've been cleaned out? I slipped on algae and bruised my ankle *and* knee trying to put you back together. Fucking piece of shit!
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Central Fraser Valley Transit
Dear driver of the #32 bus: those of us on the #31 NEED the #32, so *DON'T leave the second it pulls up in the station*. You made me miss a doctor's appointment. I called to complain about you. Hope you feel like an ass, because you are.
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netspeak and textspeak
See my poor grammar and spelling rant. Same deal.
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Extremely poor grammar and spelling
Thanks for slaughtering the English language!
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Law & Order
Ultimate cure for insomnia. Why is it so popular?
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Atkins diet
Extremely unhealthy, besides what human being doesn't naturally live on carbohydrates?!?
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Former Tenants
You are both such white trash. Disgusting potheads who only care about their green. May your baby daughter grow up to realize you two are wastes of humanity.
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Charlie Sheen
Drop dead, you woman-beating sack of shit.
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PMS
For making me a bloated, overemotional and reactionary asswipe 14 days out of every. single. MONTH! Punishment for being childless?
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no name
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Oprah / Dr. Phil
Enough said!
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My Computer
Stop running so slowly. I know you're an older model, but you have a decent amount of RAM and a not-that-small HD. And, I faithfully de-junk you. Did I offend the PC gods in some way?
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"Vaccinations cause autism" morons
No, they don't. Not in the slightest; the Amish and other like groups don't vaccinate their kids, and they still have autistic kids. BTW, there's no such thing as "herd protection" either. You people are criminal for not preventing PREVENTABLE diseases!
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The autism "cure" movement
Are you kidding? Autism isn't a disease, nonverbal "severe" autistics are human too. Too bad you don't seem to be.
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Firefox
Total CPU hog....had to go back to IE, damn it!
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The Taliban
Even worse fundamentalists. Killing people in the name of Allah for listening to music, among other things? I'm not Islamic, but wouldn't Allah disapprove killing?
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General Mills
I love Chex cereal. Why in God's name must I go to the U.S. for it???
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Homeless Guy Around West Oaks Mall
I don't dislike you because you're homeless. That truly is horrible. I dislike you because you smell like a combo of vinegar and rotten meat.
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